Lee Family Update: TERRIBLE TWOs...

I believe this picture says it all.

Lucas will sometimes have "his moments."

Funny Things Heard at the Lee Household

Lucas and Mommy discussing financial matters:

Lucas: Why don't we just go and spend some money on toys?

Paula: Well, it isn't in the budget today, and mom and dad are really trying to save all our money for the baby (our adoption)

Lucas: (heavy sigh) We are gonna need a lot of quarters...

Paula: uh....yeah...

When Justin was wiping Lucas's runny nose:

Lucas: Daddy, what are you doing?

Justin: Well you got some nose neighbors there.

Lucas: Well, I guess I have some nose neighbors who came to visit me.

Too funny!

When giving goodnight hugs and kisses
Lucas: Mommy, I love you 16 million!!

When playing "policeman"
Lucas: Mommy, I have a shooter and I'm gonna shoot these bad guys with LOVE!

While taking down and cleaning all the Christmas decorations, including a poor shedding Christmas tree...
Lucas: Mom, Christmas is all about cleaning up messes!
Perhaps we need to re-visit the meaning of our holiday season!

Lucas: Mommy, I wanna exercise. I gotta go get on my shoes
(Lucas runs to put on his tennis shoes)
MOMMY: Lucas, how do you exercise?
Lucas: (thinking) Well, first I do my arms like this (waving frantically in the air), then I do my legs like this (stamping feet on the ground), then I lay on the couch.

After tasting SPRITE for the first time:
Lucas: Mommy, this taste very cold....and SPICEY!

While playing with mommy's hair
Lucas: Mommy, you hair is so stylish.

While looking at himself in the mirror:
Lucas, you look stylish!

While looking at the variety of dings (more than likely caused by toy cars) in my wall with his pretend magnifying glass
Lucas: Hmmmmmmmm, this looks mysterious...

(When watching the Diego show on Monarch Butterflies)
Lucas: Mommy I can't fly because I do not have a paradider.(aka paraglider)--huh? where did he learn the word paraglider?

Lucas: Mommy, where is my car?
Mommy: I think Pasha (our cat) is lying on it.
Lucas: Well, it's mine and I want it.
Mommy: Maybe he wants to play with it too.
Lucas: (in his most serious face) Mommy, cats can't drive cars because they don't have hands!

Lee Family Update

Sunday, April 27, 2008

TERRIBLE TWOs...

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